when they say simpons did it already
they’re not fucking kidding
i wake up to this fucking nonsense why are the new bubble notifications fucking orange i am steaming fuck this whenever the hell have notifications been fucking orange fuck it tumblr FUCK IT
do you think they did it on purpose? like “let’s make it blood orange, they will lose their shit. hahahahaha”
*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”
Let’s all take a moment to admire Dylan’s icon on twitter.
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet