waywardholly:

everyone was arguing whether there was an admin or not

stfulily:

this is the most intriguingly simple thing i have ever seen

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

likeahyena:

i’m 47594% sure that grandmother is a completely accurate depiction of me in 50 years

that grandma is our spirit animal

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

rowling-in-the-deep:

jombre:

rowling-in-the-deep:

sirius black? i think you mean sirius african american

african european you dumb racist shit

omg

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

“I fucking hate this game.” I whisper to myself as I continue to play.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

captorquest:

inkwelldried:

captorquest:

any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

eludednightmares:

You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA